Indian Politics Funny Jokes - Jokes on Manmohan Singh and Sonia Gandhi

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Indian Politics Funny Jokes - Jokes on Manmohan Singh and Sonia Gandhi 

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Gandhi Jayanti Kya Hai?
Sonia:- Aap Gandhi Jayaniti Ke Bare Main Hume 2-4 Baatein Bataiye
Manmohan:- Ji.. Mujhe Gandhi Ji Ke Bare Main To Pata Hai, Lekin Ye Jayanti Koun Hai Nahi Pata.!!

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Once A Teacher Asked The Student:
Teacher: What Does Our Prime Minister Manmohan Singh Do ?
Pappu: He Does Whatever Sonia Gandhi Advice  Him To Do.

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One day Manmohan Singh will retire,
And his autobiography will be called,
’3 Mistakes of My Life’
2G,
3G &
Sonia G’..!!

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Manmohan Singh Vs Baccha
Manmohan Singh Ek Bacche Ki Samjh Ki Pariksha Le Rahe The.
Manmohan: Agar Samundar Ke Bich Main apple Ka Pedh Ho to Apple Kaise Todoge?
Baccha: Mannu Uncle, Chidiya Bankar.
Manmohan: Aadmi Ko Chidiya Tum Banaoge?
Baccha: To Samundar Ke Bichh Main Apple Aap Ugayenge?

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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at
evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied
”Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.

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Manmohan Singh – We Will Send Indians To The Moon Next Year.
Obama – Oh! How many???
Manmohan Singh- 100.
According To Reservation(Aarakshan) 35 OBC, 30 SC, 20 ST, 10
handicapped, 5 sports quota, 4 minority & if possible….1 astronaut