Jan Lokpal Bill SMS Collections - Funny Jokes on Lokpal Bill & Anna Hazare Comedy

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Lokpal Bill & Anna Hazare SMS/Messages Collection

Aawaz uthao corruption ke khilaf
Kyun khud ko abhi tak roka hai
bacha lo mere desh ko
Yaro abhi bhi moka hai

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Pana chahte ho agar lokpal bill
To dushmano ka jeena kar do mushkil
Jab jayenge hum sab mil to
Dushman jayenge apne aap hil
Vande Mataram

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Jan Lokpal bill laana hai
Bhrashtachaar ko bhagana hai
1947 ki kranti ko dohrana hai
Desh ko apne bachana hai
Anna hawa nahi aandhi hai
Ye doosra Gandhi hai.

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Utho, jaao, taiyyar ho jaao
Anna ke sapne ko sacchai banao
Saath rahenge toh hi desh banega
Aur sarkaar Raj Anna Hazare baat sunega
Lage Raho Anna!

Funny Jan Lok pal Bill Jokes 

Anna ka hath bataker
Gali gali har ghar ghar jaker
Lokpal bill layenge wapas
Corruption ke khilaf aawaz uthaker
Anna Hazare Jinda Baad!!

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Hum unchi udan bharenge
Congress ko nakaam karenge
Lokpal bill ho jayega apna
Aisa kuch kaam karenge
Support Anna..Jai Hindi!!

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annaji app aga bhadho hum tumare satha hai
sabhi ki hai ek hi awaj bus lok pal hi hamare sath hai
baki sab bakwas hai

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Soniya gandhi
(in dabang style) :-
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hazaro se darr nahi lagata saheb
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HAZARE se lagata hai.....