Comedy Nights with Kapil Jokes - Kapil Sharma Jokes SMS

Posted by jaydeep at 23:10

Kapil Sharma Jokes Messages - Comedy Nights Kapil Funny SMS

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Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband: No…
Wife: Why not? Don’t you like being married?
Husband: Of course I do.
Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
Husband: Ok, ok, I’d get married again…
Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife…?
Husband: Yes, it’s a great house.
Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear.
Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband: No.. I am sure she would want her own..
Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband: No, her size is ‘6’
SILENCE…

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Two Woman friends chatting in office..

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?

Woman 2: It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins and fell asleep in 2 minutes..
How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing!!
My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner..
After dinner we walked for an hour..
When we came home he lit the candles around the house..
It was like a fairy tale!!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work

husband 2: How was your evening?
Husband 1: Great!! I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep.
What about you?
Husband 2: It was horrible..
I came home, there’s no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took
her out for dinner which was so expensive that didn’t have money left for a cab.
We walked home which took an hour and when we got home remember there was no electricity..
so I had to light candles all over the house!!
Moral: Presentation does matter, No matter what the reality is!!

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I found Aladin’s lamp today
Husband: I found Aladin’s lamp today.

Wife: WOW, What did you ask for darling?

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: Oh… Darling.. Love you so much..

Did he do that?
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Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn’t apply on zero…!!!

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Wife: “How would you describe me?”
Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
Wife: “What does that mean?”
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Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”
Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”
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Husband: “I’m just kidding!

Gujarati Love SMS - Prem SMS/Shayari

Posted by jaydeep at 11:15

Valentine Love Shayari - Prem Shayari in Gujarati - Prem SMS

--> Te Prem Che - Love Shayari

Koiye Puchhyu Prem Shu Chhe...?
Jawab Kaink Aavo Malyo.......

Savar Ma Uthine Aankho Kholta Pahela Koino Chahero Jovani Ichha Thay Te Prem Chhe.
Mandir Ma Darshan Karti Vakhte Padkhe Koi Ubhu Chhe Tevo Abhas Thay Te Prem Chhe.
Mathu Koina Khabha Par Mukine Lage Ke Jivan Halvu Thai Jaay Te Prem Chhe.
Aakha Divas No Thaak Jeni Sathe Beswani Kalpna Matra Thi Chalyo Jaay Te Prem Chhe.
Ane Aa MsG Vanchta Vanchta Tamne Jeni Yaad Ane Aankh Ma Aansu Aave Te Tamaro Prem Chhe.

--> Pehla no ane aaj no love

Pahela no prem (Love):
"Ankho thi saru thato,Mulakato thi vadhto & Aansu thi samapt thato"

Aaj no prem:
"Mobile thi saru thay,sms thi vadhe & tame dial karel number haal ma vyast 6e tyathi puro thay 6e...

--> Tuj cho mara sapna ma

Tu 6o mara swapna ma,
Tu 6o mara vicharo ma,
o mari aakho ma basnari mari prit
Tu j 6u tara atma ma.
love u jan.

--> God pase Prem Mangvo

Khushbu mangi hati khuda pase,
Te lajawab phool aapi gaya.
Thodi khushi mangi jo duva ma,
To tamara thi malavi ne khushnasib banavi gaya..

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Phool choon pan kanta ne pyar karu chu...
zindagii che pan maut no swikar karu chu..
Aree! jivan ma ek bhool hoon var-m-var karu chu..
manvi choon ne manvi ne pyar karu chu

Roy Film Sooraj Dooba Hain Song Lyrics - Arjit Singh New Song

Posted by jaydeep at 23:05

Sooraj Dooba Hain/Matalbi ho ja zara matlabi Song Lyrics -ROY Film

This Song's Lyrics written ny Kumaar and music given by Amaal Malik music on T-Series, and Singer of this song Arjit Singh, Aditi Singh Sharma

Matalbi ho ja zara Song Lyrics

Matalbi ho ja zara matlabi
Duniya ki sunta hai kyun
Khud ki bhi sun le kabhi

Matalbi ho ja zara matlabi
Duniya ki sunta hai kyun
Khud ki bhi sun le kabhi

Kuch baat ghalat bhi ho jaaye
Kuch der ye dil bhi kho jaaye
Befikar dhadkane, iss tarah se chale
Shor goonje yahaan se wahaan

Sooraj dooba hai yaaron
Do ghoont nashe ke maaro
Raste bhula do saare gharbaar ke
Sooraj dooba hain yaaron
Do ghoont nashe ke maaro
Gham tum bhula do saare sansaar ke

Ask me for anything
I can give you everything
Raste bhula do saare gharbaar ke
Ask me for anything
I can give you everything
Gham tum bhula do saare sansaar ke
(ooo...)

Ataa pataa rahe na kisi ka humein
Yehi kahe ye pal zindagi ka humein
Ataa pataa rahe na kisi ka
Yehi kahe ye pal zindagi ka
Ki khudgarz si khwahish liye
Be-saans bhi hum-tum jiye
Hai gulaabi gulaabi samaa..

Suraj dooba hai yaaron
Do ghoont nashe ke maaro
Raste bhula do saare gharbaar ke
Suraj dooba hai yaaron
Do ghoont nashe ke maaro
Gham tum bhula do saare sansaar ke

Matalbi ho ja zara matlabi
Duniya ki sunta hai kyun..
Khud ki bhi sun le kabhi

Chale nahi ude aasmaan pe abhi..
Pata na ho hai jaana kahaan pe abhi..
Chale nahi ude aasmaan pe
Pata na ho hai jaana kahaan pe
Ki be-manzilein ho sab raaste
Duniya se hon zara faasle
Kuch khud se bhi ho dooriyaa

Sooraj dooba hai yaaron
Do ghoont nashe ke maaro
Raste bhula do saare gharbaar ke
Sooraj dooba hain yaaron
Do ghoont nashe ke maaro
Gham tum bhula do saare sansaar ke

Ask me for anything
I can give you everything
(ooo... )
Ask me for anything
I can give you everything
(ooo... )

Harvest Festival Pongal SMS 2015 - Thai Pongal Messages/Quotes

Posted by jaydeep at 22:31

Pongal SMS - Thai Pongal Messages/Quotes

Pongal is an 14th January, an occasion that marks joy and cheer, and brings along everything that’s best. May the festival of the harvest season, be one that brings along with it, all that’s best and everything you’re so deserving of. Have a memorable Pongal.

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Happy Pongal to all!
We thank sun for burning himself to save us.
We thank plants sacrificing their life for us.
And we thank all the creatures helping us to live in this world for some time.

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May Prosperity and happiness flourish in your lives throughout the year as you celebrate the harvest festival of Pongal .Happy Prosperous Pongal

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Wish you a happy and prosperous Pongal. May all your dreams come true. May the almighty bless you with health, prosperity and joy.

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Pot Rice to Sun
God Sugarcane to cow and ox
Sweet rise to you and me
Good milk to friends and family
Happy Pongal.

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As you joyfully celebrate the festival of Pongal and welcome the harvest season, this greeting is being sent your way, to wish you everything, that the occasion is meant to bring.
Have a Happy Pongal.

Best Pongal wishes 2015 SMS - Pongal Messages, latest Quotes for Tamil New year

Posted by jaydeep at 21:44

Best Pongal wishes 2015 SMS - Tamil New Year Pongal SMS/Messages 

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"Wishing that this festival brings good luck and prosperity and hoping that it is joyous, and fills your days ahead with happiness.
Have a wonderful Pongal."

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May the nose diving Stock exchange enable You to buy the blue chips. May the lower commodity Prices lower the price of Your next lcd tv. May the sky rocketing Gold help give value To your wife’s jewelery And most importantly May the eroding wealth Help reiterate that The only treasure that Is immune to this Recession wits for You at home.
Happy Pongal 2015

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As you joyfully celebrate the festival of Pongal and welcome the harvest season, this greeting is being sent your way, to wish you everything, that the occasion is meant to bring. Have a Happy Pongal.

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Happy Pongal Friends
Wish you a very Happy Pongal
Pot rice to Sun God
Sugarcane to Cow and Ox
Sweet rice to You and Me
Good milk to Friends and Family

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Wish you a Happy Pongal and New Year. We are happy to inform you that we are promoted to diploma and missing you a lot

Kite Festival Wishes SMS - Quotes - Kite's Joke on Uttarayan

Posted by jaydeep at 20:24

Kite Festival Funny Wishes SMS - Kite Joke on Uttarayan, 
here you can see,makar sankranti funny sms,kites jokes on Uttarayan,jokes on patang, and many more jokes on makar sankranti, it can send your friends and relatives

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Man Mein Josh,
Dilon Mein Ummang,
Chalo Aasman Mein Bhar De Sunhare Rang,
Ho Kar Sang Sang, Udayein Patang,
Happy Makar Sankranti 2015

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Ek din hanuman jee patang uda rhe the
upar se yamraj ne patang ki kanni kaat di
hanuman jee bole
"“mangal bhawan amangal hari,
niche aaebe to tohar patak ke maari”."
Happy Kite Day n Makar Sankranti 2015 :)

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Patango Ka Nasha,
Manje Ki Dhaar,
Sardi Ki Maar,
Fir Bhi Dil Hai Bekarar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Patango Ka Ye tyonhaar. Happy Sankranti


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Wishing u a very happy Makar Sankranti
May the Makar Sankranti fire burns all the moments of sadness
and brings you warmth of joy n happiness and love..

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Moongfali di khusboo te Gurh di mithaas,
Makki di roti te Sarson da Saag,
dil di khushi te apneya da pyar,
mubarak hove tuhanu Makar Sankranti da tyohar.
Happy Uttarayan 2015

Makar Sakranti SMS - Happy Utarayan SMS/Messages

Posted by jaydeep at 05:27

Makar Sakranti 2015 SMS - Sakranti Messages, Well wishes for Makar sankranti 2015

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Wishing you a very Happy Lohri and Makar Sakranti as well.
May this harvest season bring you prosperity
And help you to fly high like a kite
Let us celebrate together.

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Look Outside…
It’s so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you…
Trees Dancing for you…
Birds singing for you…
Because I requested them All to wish You
HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANT!

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May I be
the first 1
2
wish u
A VERY
HAPPY SANKRANTI…

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Wishing you a very happy Makar Sankranti
May the Makar Sankranti fire burns all the moments of sadness and brings you warmth of joy and happiness and love

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What is that bright light? from where does this fragrance coming?
This gentle breeze…cool air…hearty music… oh! its
sankranthi…Wish you a very happy Makar Sankranti.

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A new beginning
A new destination
With happiness or sorrow
With pain or pleasure
Happy Makar Sankranti 2015